Anti-matter

I absolutely hate some people. Why can't they keep their hands to themselves? Or keep their hands off other's property. Today I realized when I was putting some things in the back of my car that my car magnet was missing. This is the third time it has happened. Why can't people let people support their loved ones the way they want to show support. If this means I have to place a hundred magnets on my car then I will. But I could probably find better things to spend my money on. Anyways, I will replace my I Love My Soldier magnet because I am not going to let these people get the best of me. I think i need to find a way to attach a zapper to the magnet so if anyone other than me touches it they are shocked!!!! HAHAHA FREE ELECTRONS!!!!!!